Parity grows

Thanks for helping me write the intro this week Zach.

Red Solo Kupp (131pts) defeated Alans Winning Weiners (109pts). The Weiners did all they could to lose this week. A Sunday morning trade cost them about 8pts. Then, they decided to start the Chargers DST against the Browns instead of the Titan DST against the Jags. The Titans against the Jets and #2 overall pick Zach Wilson had a mediocre day, so they though the Jags and #1 overall pick Trevor Lawrence might do some damage. Conversely, the Chargers had held two great offenses (KC and DAL) to under 24 points in the last three weeks, and the Vikings held the Browns to 14 points last week. The phrase “any given Sunday” rang true as the Browns and Chargers game devolved into a shootout leaving the Chargers with -8 points, 15 less than the Titans. If Alan just let their lineup alone Sunday, they would have won by 2 points.

Seattle Krakens (184pts), one of three teams to crack 180pts this week, did so in a victory against Eating the Ws Until the Ls (145pts). The WR duo of Mike & Mike (Williams and Evans) combined for 14-278-4 and 65.8 points

Trade recap / Waiver Wire

There were two trades this week

“Seattle Krakens” “THPF”
Receives Carson Wentz Receives Joe Burrow
Receives Najee Harris Receives Jonathan Taylor
“How Do I Butt Stuffed?” “Team Tallman Kiss My A$$”
Receives Kenneth Gainwell Receives J.D. McKissic
Receives Sam Darnold Receives Teddy Bridgewater

Cherry popped! This is supposedly Team Tallman Kiss My A$$’s first ever fantasy football trade. Since that happened I guess I’m open to trading Kyler now.

The waiver report was long and its late, yall can check it out

Predictions update

For every matchup this season, I will pick a winner and keep track of ESPN’s projected winner. ESPN’s projected winner will be updated after the week in case of last minute substitutions, but I will make my picks based on starting roster each Wednesday.

Week 4 I went 4-1 for a total of 13-7. On a roll here. ESPN projections went 2-3 for a total of 10-10. Here are my Week 5 winners: “Alan’s Wining Weiners”, “Eating the Ws Until the Ls”, “How Do I Butt Stuffed?”, “Fields of Dreams”, and “Tony Hawks Pro Facemasking”

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